nahshaw:

it makes me so happy when people call me pretty like if you ever called me pretty I’ll literally never forget it and when I’m rich I’ll buy you a million chicken nuggets

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

chocolatecolours:

somuchfandoms:

like… what even

inspires you to

write such things 

that dont make 

any sense

WHAT SO EVER

I feel like I do this even when I’m not super tired.

with-original-energy:

She keeps secrets tucked in her pockets and tight fists like dried flower petals slowly losing their color. She wakes up every night rattled and shaken at 2:08 in the morning trying to remember where she is and why she feels she can never leave. She writes in her novels with blue ink and always…

willgrahamses:

hotbutterpopcorn:

willgrahamses:

oreosis:

PETITION TO CALL THE HANNIBAL HIATUS THE HE-ATE-US

i cannibalieve you just said that

THATS IT
IM GONNA WATCH THIS DAMN SHOW
I GIVE UP

#LOOK LOOK MAGGIE WE DID A THING (x)

yes and it’s the best thing we’ve ever done

sswaggie:

u think u know harry styles and then he walks outside in a diaper